Inspired by the movie “How to lose a Guy in 10 days”, obviously, we tried to list down what could make you lose a Lebanese guy in 10 days. Although some things may seem general and apply to men of all nationalities, this is dedicated to the “Lebanese society”. And unless you are actually trying to lose your man, for which there are of course easier ways, consider this as a list of things you should never do.
DAY 1: Change your relationship status on Facebook!
Seriously, it is not true unless it is documented on social media so just go ahead and declare to the whole world that you guys are in a relationship. Facebook should consider adding “serious relationship” just to make it legit.
DAY 2: Ask him if he has a house!
I mean now that your relationship is declared on Facebook you have to start thinking of the future, and buying an apartment is not an easy thing to do in Lebanon. So you just need to make sure you will have a place to stay in when you get married(soon inshalla).
DAY 3 : Min hay l 3emletlak like 3al soura?
Now that it is obvious for everyone that you two are together any girl liking your man’s photos and statuses is basically playing with fire and you gotta teach that B* a lesson. So first ask who she is, just in case she is a relative and in case she is not you may ask him to remove her from his friends list.
DAY 4 :Upload a photo of you two on Facebook!
If the Relationship status is not enough, a picture should do the job. Make sure to add a caption though, something like “Love you forever baby”!
DAY 5 : Change his name on your phone to “7abubuuuu ❤ ❥ ♡ ♥” and ask him to change yours to “7ayete li b7eba ktir ❤ “!
DAY 6 : Monitor his Whatsap’s last seen!
If he said Goodnight at 1 am and his last seen is at 1:30 am you gotta know who he was talking to! shou l dene seybe?
DAY 7 : Invite him over for a family dinner!
Lebanese guys just love to meet your family! There is nothing that screams “serious relationship” more than that. You are better of if your aunts and uncles just happened to be there so they inquire more about his life. Make sure your sister’s husband call him 3adil.
DAY 8 : Call his mom “7amete”!
kamen bas hek!
DAY 9 : Tell him you LOVE him!
The “L” word is critical. Lebanese men love it when you express your emotions! By the 9th day we’re pretty sure that you are now head over heels and you think he is the man of your dreams. Just say it!
DAY 10 : Schedule a couple photoshoot !
That should be fun!